Those unit tests can be commented out, they’re failing right now.

A small bug is found.

Chad dev:
😎 *Exists*
> Writes a simple ad hoc solution in a few lines
> Self documenting code with constant run time
> No external dependencies needed
> Fixes the bug, easy to test and does not introduce any new issues

That guy nobody likes (AKA. regex simp coder):
🤡 'This can be "simplified" into oNE LiNe'
> Writes a long regex expression that has to line wrap the editor window several times
> Writes an essay in the comments to explain it's apparent brilliance to the peasant reader
> Exponential run time (bwahahah), excessive memory requirements
> Needs to import additional frameworks, requires more testing that will delay release schedule
> Also fixes bug but the software now needs 2x ram to run and is 3x slower
> Really puts the "simp" in simplified, but not the way you would expect

I edit text files for a living

Move fast and break things

"Just link your ide to the prod server and dev like that"

“We’ll fix it later”

"private is evil" or "static is bad" being thrown around without even thinking.

They're both a solid 14 out of 10 on my wtf scale.

Just patch it on live, we'll fix the code later.

“Let’s not worry about the future and stick to the specs, please.”

Or as I like to call it:

The reddest flag in a bad manager.

Figure it out on your own but do it exactly like I want it.

“We are on a hurry, let’s fix in production, then you can write the fix in the repo.” (Multiple times)

Guess why we are always on a hurry…

Just do it in the database.

Put as many comments into the code as possible.

That this one component being object orientated is necessary and good design.
We have uh interfaces, theyre contracts.

Spoiler: it wasn't, I could have written it in half the code and half the time. But no, we gotta have those patterns, can't miss on dependency injection!

Don't use PHP

Just use the variable on the line after the promise, it will be populated then…

From a “tech lead”

"Just put a 3 seconds sleep in your system init process, it will fix the showstopper bug we are getting on customer systems."

I‘d like to work more on my 2D game.
The idea is to make a mix of "Factorio" and "Knights and Merchants".
I’ve already got a decent basis with infinite terrain generation and units that collect resources and store them in containers as items.

During an interview:
Using map is wrong. Now implement bisection search.

Something with tabs vs spaces...
I forgot who won the argument tho, my colleagues don't even indent shit, lol

v3.77.59.6013-rel-spec.A_fuk_ur_dashes-no-fuk-u

"Use java swing as your 2d game engine"

If this is someone you know, tell them to look at "processing"

wk247 searches for wk274 - so no search results show up.