Umm ok

Checked my old works inbox.
84 emails lol, panic.
I am no longer there for you.
Bai.

So, the apple stocks keep dropping, is the era over?

This jobhunting with recruiters is such bullshit. Haha. I'm gonna troll my way away from them fuckwits.

Ima do a space race, yes

New issue tracker has a dedicated screen for every issue. Noice!

Headache, great success, with pure css!

Career ladder ...

Assignment 4 has been gitted to the cloud. 🤲 Praise be.

Assignment 3 is done.
Now to cleanup the code abit. Booo.

I hate my life today, but tomorrow is weekendfefe

How u indent your css? Pls?

Headhunter called about a rejection for an assignment I did:

Assignment had malformed data examples
Assignment had unrealistic timespan for completion
Assignment used item stocks for a shop setup
Assignment didn't use any prices just item stocks

Who builds a webshop without prices in the first place?

So done with this job hunting assessment bullshit.

I am making a html maze game 👀 like ... Bruh!

If I worked for teh teslah, I'd give them cars special easter eggs where they rollup to self driving car meetups, hussle drugs and such, and then creep back to their owners houses without them even noticing.

I'm making the assignment in full flexbox, they still using floats tho.

The cringe is never enough.

Corp: you will get a four hour assignment to work out
Me: cool nice.
Corp: here it is, build a dragon with conflicting requirements, stocks but without any form of pricing mixed in. Then slay that dragon and post it to the static backend we created.
Me: cringe much?
Corp: yeah, you can spend more than 4h but be sure to spice things up abit. Since it is frontend, and all we spin up from the backend is flat data. But it must exhale an exciting user experience.
Me: stop the cringe pls!

Hows work?

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I think managers should at least know what is CSS and what is not. But NOOOOOOO.

Dude, run!

Can't u get a frree devrant ducky, for sticking around some years here? Who is listing jobs in the Netherlands?

They did not fire me, right?
They just took over another complainy?
To reduce competition by power and then...
They give you half a years of paycheck to leave...

Is this, how we do business?

Should I accept this offer or more pls comment I devored 3 years here.

Powernaps, donuts, powernaps, and well...

More donuts.

💙💛 oopsie

New client: can we go live next month?
Me: do you think you are our only client, or do you want to pay an extra priority fee?
New client: what?
Me: what?

*Crickets"

Hey bitches!
I am back! It's almost Christmas ⛄🎄⛄🎄⛄🎄

Something with tabs vs spaces...
I forgot who won the argument tho, my colleagues don't even indent shit, lol

Sure mate

Not a month goes by or manager changes roadmaps and directions... Feels like I am working at a circus really 🤡🤡🤡 so much clowning around