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How do coders deal with dark circles?

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  • 4
    I don't
  • 4
    We dun't. They are pretty òuó
  • 5
    By attempting to maintain a slightly healthy sleep pattern.

    It sucks knowing I waste so much time, but at least I'm slightly more productive during the day when I've had enough sleep.

    2 years ago I'd sleep like 3 hours a night during the summer. And it wouldn't affect me whatsoever. But now? If I don't get 5 hours or more I'm a huge asshole that's really grumpy all day long lol
  • 0
    It gives me Strong Vibes
  • 0
    @aarfa They could count as job experience lol
  • 0
    @BGMP height of optimistism 😅😅
  • 0
    @zlice Maybe o:
  • 1
    as longs as you dont look like a hero junk its ok, u look like a real dev
  • 0
    By using darktheme for everything, living indoor in darkness, surfing dark net, drinking dark black coffee.

    Then you will develop love towards darkness so much that dark circles will be a mask of your bravery, a wounded soul struggling to find the missing semi colon in midnight without light.

    Darkness my friend here I come

    Shows myself out....
  • 0
    I dont
  • 0
    Dw, I'm already a fucking panda.
  • 0
    I sleep. The easiest part of the day
  • 0
    @BadCompany heroine*
    Hero sounds badly chosen for this. Even as an abbreviation. SO approves.
  • 0
    I smoke/vape/ingest Sativa.

    Straight up doesn’t help the black circles. Sure does make me care less and get back to development!

    PS. Before the inevitable child comments on “drugs!”. It’s medicinal, slow your roll homie
  • 0
    I just sleep
  • 0
    @Alice White spray paint and masking tape is sure to hide it. And as a bonus it'll give you the skin (and life span probably) of medival nobility!

    You could even use pink spray paint and complete the transformation.
  • 0
    My body and brain actively conspires against me to make sure I'm the biggest looser ever. That way people will expect dark circles and I won't have to do anything about them
  • 1
    I don't, but my constant squinting gets enough attention.
  • 8
    MOAR CAFFEINE!!!
  • 1
    Use a white theme. It will help.

    (I want to see the world burn. Also your eyes)
  • 2
    Eat well, sleep well and workout. Use night mode wherever you can.

    Or stay in a dark room. No one will notice dark circles when you can't see shit
  • 0
    Work out drink water... Skin cream

    Sleeping is tough though I never get enough of that

    I'm like, really vain
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