Half a yard of UKX.

Sounds good? Well it's better than a kick in the testicles but nowhere near as good as it sounds.

I wish I knew how to sell things to people. I mean, it's intellectually bankrupt, but you could use the money for stuff that's not.

Of course, if I was the sort of person who knows how to sell things to people, then I wouldn't care about things being intellectually bankrupt, so I'd probably use the money for coke.

I could probably sell things really easily

sell what?

it's actually kind of strange and I've never used the ability. as a kid my friends were suuuuper annoyed at me. because I'd get excited about a video game and talk about it and everyone would go to it because somehow me just existing would sell them on every single video game I ever talked about, and then I would get bored in a week and leave when they were just getting started lol

but also I can intellectually bludgeon people over the head in debates and stuff. not really useful for sales probably but I'm oddly good at being persuasive

it's kind of weird because I actually despise salesmen but I think I'd make a good one, provided I didn't have shitty constraints on me. like people often say working a call center or a sales job was super good for them because they learned a lot but that shit seems depressing to me. whereas if I got to sell things however I wanted to I might actually like it 🤔