Next thing you know, you're getting an email from your oven about it's updated privacy policy.

Accepting oven's terms of use...ridiculous!! What's next? The same with a hairdryer or a chef knife?

"Updating...Do not attempt to heat your pizza until completed..."

Installed Arch yet?

His/her fault for using a new oven that shares his/her info.

@Unai maybe in the UK they'll make those smart knives a thing.

Its*

@CoffeeNcode 🤣 as much as I'd hate this feature the SO would buy they oven in a heart beat!

@CoffeeNcode
'sudo oven make pizza
sudo password:
Incorrect.'

Me: "Oh sunshine of my life, did you happen to change the admin password on the oven?"
Her: "nice try Mr "walking heart attack". Here's your banana."

Me: "pfff stupid ugh.. pfff never should have shown her Ubuntu pfff...."

InternetofShits will kill us

@CoffeeNCode If my oven tells me to eat a salad I'm crowbarring the damn thing open and shoving a steak, cheese and cream pie into it.

Taking back control.

@platypus @CoffeeNcode Make it 3 please lol

@CoffeeNCode If you bring a baseball bat to discipline the oven, then yes.

@Stuxnet All AI oven haters welcome.

@platypus I got a bat too if necessary!

I mean, now I'm curious. Just what can you install on that thing? A full linux distro?

Welcome to the matrix

Waiting for someone to install doom on it.