stackoverflow these days:

How to [land a rocket on Mars] using java 8 streams?

Every answer these days:

"Don't use [whatever you were planning to use even though you don't have any other choice because of boss/client/lecturer], use [anything you can't use and are not allowed too] instead. You're welcome! Question closed!"

Wait what?!

@8BitOverdose you forgot jQuery. You definitely have to use jQuery!!!

@Wombat wait not redux? Its 2018 for fux sake

@karma jQuery!!!

@Wombat ok 🙈🤦‍♂️

It's not about how u use jQuery, it's about why you use jQuery, in the end it's just a library to do the easiest shit on the web

I made bugfix @dfox lol

"This website should help you [dead link]"

@karma nice user name! Are a Strippers by day, a harker by night?
No offence😋

All this jQuery bs... has everyone forgotten our Lord and saviour the blockchain? This definitely a suitable use case.