"HTML IS NOT A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE!"

"Ahem... have you heard of ColdFusion?"

XD

What does it have to do with HTML?

That's cfm, not html 😁

Ah ColdFusion...memories. Is it still a thing?

cfml, colfusion markup language, yes , ur point? 😜

@platypus it is, one of my friend still uses it. How bad is it?

@devTea It's been a while. IIRC, like most markup based things, was easy to get going, but got more painful overtime.

But, had its place---as almost all programming languages do at some point.

@trickory @resoftw oh c'mon! i know it's not the same thing, but... the similarity is obvious! also, with html5 which allows custom tags, it COULD actually pass/classify as HTML, no?

in any case, it was a joke.
jokes are allowed a bit of inaccuracy for the purposes of being funny.

@BadCompany exactly that.
programming in a markup language

dude that's not HTML, HTML is for markup only.
have you heard of templates ?
*insert face palm

why the fuck eclipse?

@Midnigh-shcode
If it only was funny I‘d agree.