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fonfi8258yClosing all the browser tabs should be enough. Seriously, I can't get it why my wife keeps tens of tabs open for days - after a while she doesn't even know what she has there. And if I dare to ask all I get is "important stuff!"...
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iDanoo9028yI've considered making a chrome add on that lets you set a tab limit, and it just purges the oldest unused tab when you hit that limit, providing there isn't any 'unsaved' changes.
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The episode from the IT Crowd where he bets he can spend a whole day without saying that phrase comes to mind... Fucking hilarious...
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ergo3588yI also made a chrome extension for myself, it's shows list of all the tabs and switch to a tab momentarily as you move your cursor on it. You can switch to a tab or can close it from there itself. I later put it on chrome store...
it's name is peek-a-tab!!
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/... -
remka1128yI also noticed that my GF happily clicks on every shady banner that says "Slow computer! Click here and install our optimizer!".
And actually install said "optimizer". -
@fonfi lol mine does the exact same thing. Whenever I touch the computer I hear "don't close my tabs"! They've been open for a month... lol
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@remka lol mine too. She downloaded macKeeper. Twice. Just to make sure it was installed. Ugh lol.
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@omjessica I don't get how it's related what you have done in your life to the chrome tabs that someone's gf let open for a week. 😕
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@omjessica yeah, maybe his gf is unemployed like my gf or she is still in college or whatever so he must pay for everything.
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@fonfi thegreatsuspender it is a chrome extension which can pause tabs and resume them to free up memory and it can happen automatically. you can whitelist tabs to not be suspended and change it easily.
What it does when a tab is suspended is replace the tab with a message and reduces CPU and memory while saving the link to the tab so when you return you can just click it to refresh the page. It might be worth it for her and spare some computer resources automatically.
I use it on my netbook/laptop/flip convertible to be able to have a bazillion (OK like 20) tabs "saved" in chrome for current projects. -
Extensions The Great Suspender and Tabs Outliner, which work well together. The histories of your tabs are also preserved. The combo has cured my tab-a-holic tendencies, or at least helped me to organize them meaningfully
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@iDanoo there's already an extension that does that. I'm using it right now. basically if you haven't touched a tab in the last 10 minutes the tab will close on its own
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@tisaconundrum the maximum number of tabs that I have open at any one time is 5
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Oh man... This reminds me of an associate vice provost we had who would never close his tabs. At meetings, he'd open up his browser and the whole top bar would look like this:
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