When a client asks you to make a form.... With 6 input fields and about 9 output fields.

Cheers buddy, I'll just make the rest up shall I?!?

FFS!

A customer once asked me 2 days before launch if we fulfilled the requirement of download of an excel file on the site. I responded that I had yet to get the specifics on what the file was supposed to contain but I can put an empty excel file up in the time available. The customer was not amused :)

I'm having back and forth with a client now, the IT department want a few fields in a CSV and the HR department want to be capturing completely different items, it like they have never spoken to each other before!