dba - “If everyone is admin, no one is admin and this is communism” - Our DBA - devRant

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C0D4

66944

6y

I agree, admin is for the admin unless there’s appropriate situations where another must be an admin.
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hubiruchi

1994

6y

Adminstrator? More like AdminiStalin
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fsociety00

1978

6y

@hubiruchi you sir made me chuckle, great quality on that dad joke :D
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Gaveuxifort

306

6y

the beauty of it is that everyone is equally dumb as fark, no skills, no knowledge, which makes everyone equally adequate to the job as well...perfect harmony!
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SSDD

4759

6y

Dev teams should be autonomous and self supporting. They should be empowered to manage their own databases and servers etc.

Having to outreach to a DBA in 2018 is madness. In my opinion.
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Berkmann18

1235

6y

@hubiruchi Good one :D!
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segfault0xff

3527

6y

Then the system crashes because communism doesn't work.
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icycrash

683

6y

That makes sense
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whyudothis

197

6y

- Should we use MySQL?
- OurSQL*
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Brolls

3115

6y

@whyudothis good work comrade! In soviet Russia, you don’t join tables, tables join you!
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lumosleo

42

6y

@Brolls hahah !!
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lumosleo

42

6y

@hubiruchi if you get this joke we'll get along fine 😂

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