Who the fuck decided to call a napkin made of fabric a fucking “handkerchief”?

the french for "kerchief", the rest of 16th century europe for "hand".

Who the fuck decided to call a napkin a napkin?

@atheist at least it's short

@atheist "cum cloth" would have been worse

@iiii MOM FOUND THE CUM CLOTH

@iiii "can I borrow your cum cloth? I want to wipe my mouth" 🙈

@atheist 😏🤤😉 don't mind if I do

@kiki @atheist @iiii - you guys talkin' 'bout wanky wipes?

I really like the community that's left here. Genuinely like interacting with you all, even if I think half the people here are nuts. Like, @iiii perfectly matched my sense of humour, couldn't have said it better myself then @kiki said exactly what I'd have said to gross me out and grossed me out a little bit. Chef's kiss. Aussy kiss. Post BJ wipe mouth with cum cloth. Smooches and snuggles.

I think I might be slowly losing my mind.

@atheist I'm just mentally coocoo. It's undeniable at this point in time anymore 🤪

@atheist all the left here would ace an improv class