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Ellis16136yPlease stop liking my comment, it's making it harder to purge the crushed mouse pic from my brain.
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Ellis16136yThink happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, stop think of the mouse's cold dead eyes staring at me thinking "why?".
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Ellis16136yJesus, I got 59 ++'s from people wanting to torment me, yet no one's asked why I think rat murderers are cute.
It's because they're like hairless and legless cats. Cute, snuggly, and they kill small rodents.
Just look at that face. It's the face of a merry rodent serial killer.
Customer is always right.....
Committed to sustainable productivity..
Misunderstanding between the IT Department Staff member and the Finance Department Staff member in one of the establishments...
User: Hi, our printer is not working.
IT Service: What is wrong with it?
User: The mouse is jammed.
IT Service: Mouse? Are you sure it’s a printer, as they don’t come with a mouse?
User: Do you think I’m stupid? I’m telling you it’s the printer!
IT Service: I'm telling you, it can’t be the printer! They don’t have a mouse!
User: Oh really?... Mmmmm... I’ll send you a picture.
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The customer is always right.
Listen to him/her and believe what he/she says.
Don’t jump into conclusions!
joke/meme