Just heard someone call Linux a programming language. Kill me now

Kill HIM now.

He also said that every good programmer knows assembly. Basically saying that you can't be a good programmer unless you know assembly. Built a program used in the medical industry that will save millions of lives but you don't know assembly? Well I guess you're not a good programmer.

Just..fucking hell, I've posted a rant about him before just being annoying as fuck

don't let him breed

I will come to his burial ceremony.

What's the address 🗡️

Plot twist: they said "I code in Linux"...

@piehole maybe they were talking about bash lol

@piehole @segfault0xff Nope his exact quote was "Linux is my favorite programming language".

@Biggy @notAnkur I'll make a post when it happens and tag everyone that wants to come

@notAnkur Also the address is 127.0.0.1

@jase 😂😂😂

[ $UID = "0" ] && kill -9 $(pidof moron) || sudo kill -9 $(pidof moron)

LiNuX iS a PrOgRaMmInG lAnGuAgE

Just use kill -9 on him

I was added by someone who referred to HTTP Post, HTTP Get, JSON and XML as "technical software".

Wait. I thought it was wireshark! (Referencing to an older rant)

Me: "..No, you fucking idiot, Linux is a kernel, nothing more, nothing less"

Him: "I know, but it's also a programming language"

The shit I deal with every fucking day

Happened to me too.
Third semester computer science student, I told some colleagues that I checked out the linux course that was offered
"I don't visit the course I already have enough to do with Java, another programming language would be bad"
Me: "It's an operating system"
"Oh"