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I've seen at least 4 of these on your typical college Instagram accounts (Old Row, Barstool, Total Frat Move, 5th Year, ect) this yea

Luckily I was in an apartment on campus with my own (small as fuck) room. Didn't ever have to worry about jerking off in the shower lol

I've heard that if you jerk into your mouth you'll literally speak PHP for 15 minutes.

😓 So sorry.

I've heard if you taste your squirt-fluids, you speak JS forever.

Pretty high sperm count if it's clogging drains