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Don't you just love cracking dev jokes and have that one special flower start with their:

"well, technically..."

followed by an explanation showing how much expertise in the field they've gathered over the years to be able to point out your joke is not 100% accurate.

Imagine them at a party.

- Knock knock
- Well, technically you wouldn't ASK who's there, statistically people would look first, but nice try

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  • 8
    Well technically, you would have used the door bell
  • 4
    @C0D4
    Well technicaly you wouldnt be able to ring my doorbell because i dont have a home...
  • 3
    @Gregozor2121 you can still have a door bell without a door.
  • 7
    Hey don't start criticizing the modus operandus of our interactions now... Technically, being a smartass is the only reason I have a social life at all.
  • 8
    @irene Well, technically... devRant is my social life. Don't tell my therapist.
  • 3
    I hate these people so much. I usually imagine them dying in horrific ways, like being decapitated slowly by a cheese grater, or soaking in peroxide for weeks until they finally dissolve.
  • 1
    Those jokes are already boring enough. If you add an explanation to something that is not supposed to have an explanation, you make it even more boring.
  • 1
    @irene lol, this comment sounds like a 'technically' one 😛
  • 2
    Well technically, that's a non-technical problem.
  • 2
    It's boils down to something like:

    "Well technically,.... you're wrong..."

    "Well technically, STFU killjoy can't you even get a joke. LMAO!"
  • 1
    Dammit! I’m that shitbag too. I humbly apologize. :-)
  • 1
    @irene it would just take a lot of peroxide. Wouldn't get everything, though, but I'd want it to be slow. So peroxide it is.
  • 0
    I would ask who's there...

    "Who is at my door knocking without"
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