Those are actually real suggestions. I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

1. I have 2 feelings: hungry and horny.
2. Well I only got 1 girlfriend.
3. Yeah I probably don't have a life.

@Cheeseus lucky you, i don't even have one.. 😂😂😇

@sladuled what? feelings or girlfriend 😜

@notAnkur plotTwist: brain cell 😂😂😂
was talking about girlfriend, but yeah feelings.. would be concerned if anger wasn't a feeling, so I at least have one of those 😂😂😂😇

My answers: No, No, No.

@cobolplz my man

No feelings
Got a girlfriend somehow
My life is sitting with my laptop on the corner of my bed for 20 hrs

1. Yes, horny, hungry, pissed off and happy as fuck;
2. Been single for 2 years now;
3. Nope, my life is in front of an computer these days. Not that I'm complaining about it, I'm where I need to be right now.

@irene

Erwin Schrödinger wrote a book about it ;)

@irene

"What is life?" Is the name of the book

A few like hungry, pissed and occasionally happy,
I'm gay so it would be a boyfriend in my case,
No

1. hungry, sad, horny, disgusted
2. never had one, kinda desperate and kinda not
3. they say if you change your date and time, you'll get lives

1. 3: hungry, sleepy and hungry
2. Alone again, Naturally
3. Does a virtual life counts?

1. Angry and hungry, mostly angry at myself for not doing stuff "efficiently"
2. No girlfriend in the 20 years I've lived on this planet. I'm not interested in woman for the sake of it.. just gonna let it off to destiny to put me with someone with more than a brain cell
3. Hmm haven't defined what it is yet.
. though If it's any part of you that's sucked on like a toddlers chew toy by the world then yes I have that.

I'm far from a professional but
1. Yes. Too much.
2. Not yet.
3. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have none of the above!

@Cheeseus on first read, I thought your second statement went with the first one.

“I only have 2 feelings, hungry and horny, well, I only have 1 girlfriend”

Insinuating that you’re a cannibal with a difficult decision.