Here I sit and hesitate, should I code or masturbate.

Train up your multitasking skills, do both.
Just write so good code you can masturbate to it.

Take your pants, don't think twice, your roommate is for a surprise.
Writing, reading, breeding hard - this gonna leave a scar.
No more time for hesitation, git push --force it to the GitHub nation.
Open source or not,
you untied this knot,
your solution is accepted,
now it's time for tissues fast
and hope that no one questions ask.

When your dick raises and remains hard after looking at your code, that's when you can boast you've written some sexy code.

On a side note, hope that never happens

If in doubt, masturbate. Just don't doubt too much on crossing the street.

Listen to Danny:

If you feel that you can't take no more
And your feet are heading for the door,
Then keep on wanking
And jerking.
Grooving
Keep on moving
Flying
Stop you're crying
Choosing
While you're cruising

Wanking is the answer
To your problems
Keep on moving
Then you can solve them

At 12 midnight I'll be waiting for you,
So don't forget what you have to do
Got to keep on wanking
And jerking
Grooving
Keep on moving
Flying
Stop you're crying
Choosing
While you're cruising.
Wanking is the answer
To your problems
Keep on moving
Then you can solve them

Masturbate my comrade!

You got two hands, don't you?

Masturbate? On No Nut November? Shame on you