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Bossmang wrote a cursor prompt to pull tickets, their SLoC counts, and their average time to completion per dev, then praised or chastised accordingly.

You guessed it: no thought to complexity, code bloat, or scope creep. Just SLoC/day, days/ticket.

What won the statistics award is being assigned lots of small tickets /
tickets without scope creep, committing branches that don’t get merged, writing verbose spaghetti, using AI to write/rewrite large swaths of code, and simply moving large files.

Great job, dude! 💯🎉

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jfc

sloc as a metric

root hears about her next performance review

seriously!?
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  • 8
    1d
    Wow, managers can leverage AI to be just as fuckass stupid as before
  • 5
    1d
    I'd like to know whether the bossman is new && naive, new && naive && retarded, an ostensible senior... but retarded, or something else?

    Either way yes - the guy's a moron.
  • 6
    1d
    Just commit a new prettier config or whatever Ruby uses for formatting every time you have to push changes so the diffs get huge
  • 5
    1d
    @D-4got10-01 Ostensibly a senior, but ugh, his code is ugly, and he never seems to have an answer when I ask him about really any area of the codebase.

    According to him, he “just gets it done and [doesn’t] care about code cleanliness, finding elegant solutions, performance, etc. [He has] to force [himself] to revisit code and clean it up or [he] never would.”

    He’s good at things like setting up Jenkins, though, or boring tasks like trawling through logs to figure out why something went wrong.
  • 4
    1d
    I thought most devs prefer less loc….less code less bugs less shit to read, this devs from a different planet
  • 4
    20h
    I had bad exp with get things done types bc their code was bug central, and i would have to delete their work and write my own shit bc their work looked “done” but wasn’t actually
  • 6
    19h
    "Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight."

    - Bill Gates
  • 4
    17h
    @Root At least he's good at something... But still it doesn't really sound like he should be in his managerial position, given his * cough * ideas.
  • 2
    7h
    I really hope you find another place... be strong.
  • 1
    6h
    Have you considered attaching an AI code reviewer to his code? That gives "constructive" critique?
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