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I'd like to know whether the bossman is new && naive, new && naive && retarded, an ostensible senior... but retarded, or something else?
Either way yes - the guy's a moron. -
Just commit a new prettier config or whatever Ruby uses for formatting every time you have to push changes so the diffs get huge
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Root772711d@D-4got10-01 Ostensibly a senior, but ugh, his code is ugly, and he never seems to have an answer when I ask him about really any area of the codebase.
According to him, he “just gets it done and [doesn’t] care about code cleanliness, finding elegant solutions, performance, etc. [He has] to force [himself] to revisit code and clean it up or [he] never would.”
He’s good at things like setting up Jenkins, though, or boring tasks like trawling through logs to figure out why something went wrong. -
I thought most devs prefer less loc….less code less bugs less shit to read, this devs from a different planet
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TeachMeCode531122hI had bad exp with get things done types bc their code was bug central, and i would have to delete their work and write my own shit bc their work looked “done” but wasn’t actually
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WillemD4821h"Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight."
- Bill Gates -
D-4got10-01171519h@Root At least he's good at something... But still it doesn't really sound like he should be in his managerial position, given his * cough * ideas.
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Have you considered attaching an AI code reviewer to his code? That gives "constructive" critique?
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Bossmang wrote a cursor prompt to pull tickets, their SLoC counts, and their average time to completion per dev, then praised or chastised accordingly.
You guessed it: no thought to complexity, code bloat, or scope creep. Just SLoC/day, days/ticket.
What won the statistics award is being assigned lots of small tickets /
tickets without scope creep, committing branches that don’t get merged, writing verbose spaghetti, using AI to write/rewrite large swaths of code, and simply moving large files.
Great job, dude! 💯🎉
rant
jfc
sloc as a metric
root hears about her next performance review
seriously!?