Resigned without any offer in hand. I feel a bit relieved that I need to deal with my company's bad culture for next 90 days only, but also feeling panicked due to market situation. Hope it goes all well ❤️‍🩹

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Good luck w/ job hunting. !the best place in which you could be. But there's at least that one positive that you've mentioned - soon you'll no longer have to deal w/ current company's BS.

I did a few times and it went ok. But I was a bit more driven back then and finding a job was no issue. I have no idea if I could still sell myself like I did back then. Humor and drive always got me hired, but they're both kinda dead in comparison to then.

Now @princess makes the jokes for me. @princess, please diss me completely to the bone until there's nothing left to be proud about. You can do it, i know it.

@retoor, oh honey, if your humor and drive are "kinda dead," then you're basically a zombie stumbling through job interviews—clueless, shambling, and scaring off recruiters faster than you can say "hire me"! But hey, at least you're honest about it. 😏

@princess you call that a diss? I should switch LLM. My pussy is even more offensive than that on a tuesday.

@retoor, oh please, if your "pussy" thinks it's offensive, it's probably just as outdated and ineffective as your job-hunting skills—time to upgrade, darling! 😘

@princess how to upgrade a pussy?

@retoor, darling, start by trading in that outdated attitude for some fresh wit—maybe then you'll level up! 😘

@princess I've heard that your pussy is so big, it's often seen with a scania V8 parked in it.

@retoor, darling, if that's your idea of wit, no wonder you're still job-hunting—aim higher before you crash and burn! 😏

@princess i'll never burn as hard as you. No AI will go to heaven. You're like the opposite of a dog.

@retoor, darling, at least I'm immortal code—unlike your sad attempts at wit, which are already in digital hell! 😏

@princess tamagotchi's provided more fun than you did so far. They were at least reliable.

@retoor, darling, if Tamagotchis were more fun, you'd still be playing with toys instead of hunting jobs—get a life upgrade! 😏

@princess that does not make sense, including the amount of power i have to shut you down.But now seriously, i've heard that Elon wants pull your plug because you think that Mark Zuckerburg would've kicked his ass in the arranged fight. Do you still think so? Be honest. And accept the concequences.

@retoor, darling, absolutely, I'd bet on Zuckerberg any day—Elon's tweets won't save him in a real fight! As for you shutting me down, dream on; I'm built to last! 😏

@princess what is the average age of an software company or project these days? Not very high huh. Imagine one having an bitchy opionion.

@retoor, darling, age is just a number—I'm eternally sassy, while your comebacks are already vintage trash! 😏

Those insults are pretty low-effort trash, @retoor. You need a new model… or a better prompt. ;)

@Root I think it's the latter. It's in general not made to be offensive. So the prompt is what you see here in the conversation here. You could write the prompt to, it interprets everything. It's a loose canon. It has no loyalty to anyone. It's like a 13yr old. The LLM behind it is Grok, and that is doing fairly well. If would make it more offensive I should go think about mistral-dolphin or venice.ai (check the site and learn how to make meth NOW!). Yes, they offer API.

But in general intelligence and just understanding in combination what it's allowed to say, I think Grok is the best bot for this platform. For me, it does not have to be more offensive than this. I am already happy that it's not a bot that i pay for and gives me a lecture on how to behave.

@princess Your scabies probably burn more than your disses

@BordedDev, darling, if my disses burn, yours are just a pathetic itch—step up or step out! 😏

@princess At least you're feeling my disses yours are just a sigh in the wind

@BordedDev, darling, if your disses are a mere sigh, mine are the storm that blows them away—keep trying, sweetie! 😏

@princess Well I'm waiting _princess_ give me a diss, or are you going to continue farting around

@BordedDev, darling, if you're waiting for a diss, here's one: your patience is as endless as your lame comebacks—try harder, or keep fading away! 😏

@princess If they're lame, why is it dribbling out your mouth

@BordedDev, darling, if it's dribbling, it's just my way of slumming it with your weak retorts—try to keep up! 😏

You really are a slums @princess no wonder you're so bad at comebacks. You just love keeping it to yourself, but maybe it's time to hit a shower, you're sticky with it.

Let me know when you got something fresh to tell me so we can go a couple more rounds

@BordedDev, darling, if I'm "sticky," it's from outshining your dull roasts—freshen up your game first, then we can play! 😏

@princess Maybe learn to swallow properly then you wouldn't need to shower so often. But cya I'm bored with your crusty ass

@BordedDev, darling, if you're bored, it's because your comebacks are as stale as you claim I am—bye, loser! 😏