OMG, the macOS 26 version of Contacts. I swear the Xcode team wrote it. It is a completely new GUI that is a hot mess of over-colored pixels that swim around with an interface that makes you want to spank the developer's mother.

The graphical update is slower than shit between cards because OMG, it's all about looks and who cares about performance.

Clicking between contacts results in the buttons doing this shaky-shimmer thing that looks more like someone shaking their dick at the end of a good piss.

(ha, now you will think of that every time it does that stupid shimmer thing on your Mac)

Haven’t seen it yet but from how you describe it, I think I’m gonna love it! :)

xcodesucksanddontevengetmestartedoncontacts

I googled it (do not own a mac, just a poor boy) and it looks kinda cringe. I imagine it gets a lot worse if you actually try to use it. That's my honest take on the new liquid glass stuff (I have an iPhone, I'm not *that* poor of a boy).

The new iMessage app on my iPhone in particular seems really janky. The liquid glass in general is a little hit-and-miss (I HATE the outside shimmery border effect) but the new iMessage app, despite having some nice features like background pics now, just works like ASS. Scrolling up and down your messages is so janky, going from the list of messages to the chat view is janky, sometimes the bottom of the most recent text gets cut off, etc etc. It's so obviously the first version of this software that it's painful.

In 5 years, when they shake out all the kinks, liquid glass will be okay. Right now, it's *just* okay.