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Was looking at a Back End Dev job posting and one of the requirements is Photoshop.

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PHOTOSHOP

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  • 3
    Maybe its for photoshop cloud backend 🤔
  • 3
    Maybe they want to polish some “back end” pictures.
  • 6
    because of course! this is a real story:

    In my first job the secretary asked me if I knew how to "edit" images, just a little thing, she needed to modify a recommendation letter from the bank that needed to be made to every new client, because the clients here are like "I need a letter from the bank to make sure you are a serious company", and the bank charges the company for those. I said: 'I know two or three things, I can try'. since that moment I did that shit every once in a while, like at least once a month when the company got a new client.

    There was one point I asked the secretary with such naiveness: isn't this illegal?

    Of course she would not tell me that in fact it was.

    PS: I used gimp. I still do when I need some stuff
  • 6
    Meh job posts nowadays be like "Full Stack DevOps Developer" LOL
  • 5
    @Devnergy "Full stack dev ops developer with experience in QA testing for entry level salary" :V
  • 3
    Anyone with Photoshop experience will tell you that (at least 10-15 years ago) in order to create some abstract image, you need a base texture.
    That texture is the clouds.. CLOUDS!
    In HR eyes: CLOUD == BACKEND
  • 1
    @jAsE a good high paid slave. I mean that's life. Just gotta escape the rat race and start your own business.
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