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DrDonkey1596yYou ain't a software engineer, and you never will be if you cant make a Slow phone fast!!
-Your Relatives -
ftyross1696yYou should have answered, "sure but it will cost you £50 for me to take a look at it"
This does establish a few things:
1) you can do it (at least you could look into it for them)
2) you won't work for free
3) if they go for it, then at least you have payment (upfront of course)
If they ask you why your charging just say it took you years to learn all the stuff you know and your time is valuable -
"Maybe, I'll have to go to the dentist this afternoon though"
"Oh, toothache?"
"Nah, back pain"
"...... Then why on earth the dentist?!"
*the dentist works with people as well?" -
ftyross1696y@RegNex that is certainly a judgement call lol. Everyone could do with cutting out assholes out of their lives
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