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Gitlab: Showing 27 changed files with 21628 additions and 12296 deletions

Do I kill him before or after teaching him?

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  • 23
    6y
    Did he covert tabs to spaces?
  • 24
    6y
    Revert his commits.

    Forbid pushes for his account.

    Wait till he shows up.

    Then explain.
  • 30
    6y
    I only changed 1 line, I swear!
  • 12
    6y
    @C0D4 hmmmm 4460 is equal to 4460. From that, Sherlock Holmes could infer time, location, committer (hehe), motive and all the rest of the case.
  • 8
    6y
    Kill while teaching.
  • 2
    6y
    Teach first, kill later.
  • 5
    6y
    @cursee @NoMad hueaheu gonna teach by killing
  • 5
    6y
    just kill.. the teaching will be a waste of your time, because he'll be dead anyway
  • 5
    6y
    Why do people not check their diffs before committing? :(
  • 9
    6y
    @filthyranter because he is the master fucker frontend Jedi master, why would he?
  • 2
    6y
    @C0D4 maybe you changed the class name
  • 2
    6y
    @NoMad 😂😂
  • 3
    6y
    @bikki previous dev would have used tabs + had a habit of leaving white space at the end of every line.

    I pressed save and bam, No more tabs.
  • 1
    6y
    How did he get hired in the first place?
  • 3
    6y
    Did he change /n with /r/n or reverse? Worked with people on several projects where they kept doing that due to misconfigured git on Windows.
  • 4
    6y
    Teach once
    Remind twice
    Punish twice
    Fire once

    That's enough chances even for an intern.

    Edit: but obviously don't accept commits like that. wtf.
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