hire me

We are hiring one person. We have 10 candidates. I still don't know why would I hire you in particular.

(in case someone was thinking that answer from this meme made sense)

@arraysstartat1 Where I live it's more like "We have 10 positions and only one candidate"

When you got it in you, you got it in you!

I hate that question. If I have to assess your needs and tell you the reasons you should do something then you're not an employer to me. You're a client. You're supposed to know what you're looking for (at least up to a reasonable estimate).