This is sad but true, that's the look I get 🤓

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That happens to me when the uber man talks to me and asks me “What do you do”? And I say “I’m a developer”

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Uber man: What’s that?
Me: I’m a programmer
Uber man: What do you program?
Me: Software
Uber man: What kind of software?
Me: Computer systems, things that make your work easier, like buy/sell systems, etc.
Uber man: Oh, great.

@Haxk20 of course!!!

This si bullshit.
Programmer is now so manistream, everyone would say "ah ok" and ignore you like everybody else does.

@ElizadeathRaven can't believe an uber driver won't know what a developer is.
UBER throws so much startup propaganda at them they would actually teach you how uber works

"I make websites" is my go-to. But I never use GOTO, or Go, tho.

I usually stick to the "I'm a engineer" which pretty much ends that line of enquiry unless I'm talking to another engineer.

@mundo03 r/murderedbywords

Wrong buddy! You are at home programming that's your party!😋

@walaboi When you're in a party and tell them that you're a programmer AND a Network Marketer / doing MLM.

@Haxk20 I think he expected DRY and YAGNI instead? 😉

@mundo03 on things that never happened 😁

@ThatDevGuy26 you are right. High paid slaves have the highest income.

What? This’s not true. Programmers don’t even come to party.

@buitrung LOL meaning programmers have no social life? no social wife hehe

@Devnergy don’t be mediocre, we don’t need that

Just tell them you are "Bob the builder of the internet"

Duuuude my printer broke the other day!!! You can fix that, right?