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@bittersweet i was looking for something like this. no way your code is that structured two months into a project :-p
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@ArcaneEye
I'm 3 years in, 29 million lines of code.
A lot of problems are caused by race conditions. Which are no fun in PHP. Trying to write better async mechanisms for workers & redis-managed queues.
I thought the photo was appropriate, although it should be a million parallel pieces of rails with thousands of trains, many of which horizontally crashed against concrete pillars, luggage and bloody corpses everywhere, oh god, the corpses, they're everywhere
True story 😂
joke/meme