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So uh. You're gonna fuck clients. With the samurai method? Is there a porn hub link for a demonstration?
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cursee165956yHow many methods are there in total? And yeah how and where can we learn it?
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C0D4669026yWhat... there’s multiple methods to fucking clients no?
Also:
<Iframe src=www.google.com></I frame>
Yay that was a quick $500 -
morteza2086y@steaksauce if i do i will send links for you but promise me dont look at my videos and start to play with your ...😅
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morteza2086y@cursee thats depend on clients !!! for clients which dont pay our money we use african method !
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I've had that call. Once, someone asked me to build Amazon like site in nothing more than 100$
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that’s not new 🤣🤣.. clients want every features out there but dont wanna increase the payment.. fck them .. 😪😪
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Just ask the user for personal information and then return 'Your search - "[the search string]" - did not match any documents' for every query. That's worth $500 dollars imo.
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@morteza I didn't think of that, at the time. But, I did say him on call. That if I would be able to build amazon for 100$.
I asked him to get in contact with Jeff Bezos.
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@morteza I don't know what an african method is but I must be using them exclusively since I am African xD
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Give me the job! I'll just save the google homepage and modify it so it'll submit a search query to google. There ya go mr cheap ass.
Sometimes I want to fuck customers with 30 samurai methods ! A few minutes ago, some one called me and asked me to make a website like Google for him with 500$ 😑
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