Sometimes I want to fuck customers with 30 samurai methods ! A few minutes ago, some one called me and asked me to make - devRant

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steaksauce

1704

6y

So uh. You're gonna fuck clients. With the samurai method? Is there a porn hub link for a demonstration?
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cursee

17159

6y

How many methods are there in total? And yeah how and where can we learn it?

For science.
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C0D4

68138

6y

What... there’s multiple methods to fucking clients no?

Also:
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Yay that was a quick $500
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kescherRant

24220

6y

30 SAMURAI methods your girlfriend will LOVE!
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morteza

208

6y

@steaksauce if i do i will send links for you but promise me dont look at my videos and start to play with your ...😅
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morteza

208

6y

@cursee thats depend on clients !!! for clients which dont pay our money we use african method !
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inf3cti0n95

351

6y

I've had that call. Once, someone asked me to build Amazon like site in nothing more than 100$
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fahimbinlokman

265

6y

that’s not new 🤣🤣.. clients want every features out there but dont wanna increase the payment.. fck them .. 😪😪
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Jacquobite

107

6y

Just ask the user for personal information and then return 'Your search - "[the search string]" - did not match any documents' for every query. That's worth $500 dollars imo.
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morteza

208

6y

@inf3cti0n95 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂so use african methods
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inf3cti0n95

351

6y

@morteza I didn't think of that, at the time. But, I did say him on call. That if I would be able to build amazon for 100$.

I asked him to get in contact with Jeff Bezos.

Which, apparently he had not heard about. 😂😂
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localjoost

6055

6y

@C0D4 CORS error 🙄
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Jacquobite

107

6y

@morteza I don't know what an african method is but I must be using them exclusively since I am African xD
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CodeMasterAlex

1191

6y

Give me the job! I'll just save the google homepage and modify it so it'll submit a search query to google. There ya go mr cheap ass.

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