So my college has Apple iMacs and this is the pain I have to go through everyday.
Why can't they just clean it at least once?

You cant just kill all life on planet keyboard...

this is so gross.. 🤮

Someone's not touch typing evidently, looks like index fingers are kept on F and L

I wouldn't touch that thing with a stick from mile away 😂

Do they not see that and think hey we should probably clean that? 🙄

It does give a nice soft touch, just like it has its own pelt

In all seriousness, there are things growing there. They feed off your dead, oily skin and the air around us conveniently provides moisture.

So clean your fucking keyboards once in a while.

@theuser every life deserves to live. That's why I am a meat eater. All those cows and chickens wouldn't have lived if we didnt eat them.

@Codex404 I admittedly (and apparently) have a low IQ and not very good with logic, but this seems kinda illogical to me.

Doesn't he get disgusted to use it :O

Damn I clean the keyboard every week! (I also have iMac at work)

I have an Apple Keyboard and I could not remove the yellow stains with alcohol no matter how much I rub it with a cotton. I used bleached and it looked white as new! Tip: Bring cotton balls and bleach.

@dudeking someone should take germ samples from each key and then graph the concentration, i'd like to see that

Complain to the college as they have a duty of care to their students and bad hygiene would definitely contravene this.

@theuser if we didnt eat meat we wouldnt have so much cows and chickens. By eating them we do give them a life.

What the fuck are you doing with keyboards up there??? Trenching.??

@theKarlisK lol
just.. LOL 😁

I would do one of these:

1. Bring my laptop so would not need to use that shit
2. Bring my own keyboard
3. If none of the above can be done then I would use latex gloves ffs

Im sure he is a gamer, FPS to be specific.

@nam17887 why FPS? Using the same keys for Minecraft, Fez, and a lot more games that are not shooters

@Codex404 I see you're a man of culture as well

@Mosesrocks I see you see yourself as a men of culture but there is no proof.

@Codex404 It's not much but it's honest work

@Mosesrocks yes you are a man of culture

Everyday? Ha. You better start bringing some disinfectant wipes everyday as well cos this is just gross. I don’t even want to see it.

It reminds me of some people at work. Before I start doing anything on their computer, I go and grab some disinfectant wipes to wipe their keyboard before touching or simply just replace it. Wait till you see the ones with greasy sticky dirty buttons and food crumbs 🤢 🤮 😷

Is it possible this is a systemic problem? College not refilling toilet tissue so people wiping their asses with the keyboards?

If so, just make sure toilets are maintained and keyboards will recover on their own.

The cleaning staff should cleane those. I mean, they do clean the floors and desks, right? They can just swipe it a few times with a rag and throw some desinfectant on it.

Do everyone a favor and break that shit.

Keyboard police please 🚨

That thing can only be cleaned WITH FIRE

It's like a heat map or something. Amazing.

That thing is about to grow legs and start attacking the office..

Update: The thing growing on keyboard has possessed me. It's now growing on my hands and infecting everything I touch. I have started to lose my memory. What is this place?

Real world heat-map of the keyboard

Admittedly my main keyboard has some of this, but dear God, not at that level

Did you considered to burn it?

I would never touch a keyboard like that even if I had a paper due the same day in less that 20 mins.

I would rather eat shit and Clorox wipe the shit out of those keys.

Phew, somebody stop meh!

@EclipseMain cleaning wipes? I would rather call a toxic waste cleaning company for that.