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class Ex extends Slut {
Boy[] boyfriend;
Ex(){
boyfriend = new Boy[2];
boyfriend [0] = new Me();
try{
boyfriend [1] = new Boy();
} catch(HeFoundOut e) {
boyfriend [0] = null;
}
}

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  • 3
    So, your dog died? I don't get it.

    Kidding, man. Have a beer and get laid. Piece.
  • 7
    I feel like the array capacity should be higher to justify a class called Slut.
  • 2
    No one extends the Slut; Slut extends you
  • 0
    Sorry to hear that. Go out with friends and shittalk the bitch to high heaven over a few beers or whatever you do for fun
  • 1
    @spongessuck It's got private ArrayList for one night stands
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