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				Php is generally a violent language.
 In php you don't split a string, you explode it.
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				Perfect for debugging when youre already pissed at the code. Murder the useless crap!
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				@crystalclear indeed. The guy who invented it was either drunk or pissed at the language he wanted it to replace... Or both!
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				 xorith26479yWhoa! 102 increments! You guys rock! xorith26479yWhoa! 102 increments! You guys rock!
 
 And yeah, PHP is not only made from violence, but it often inspires violence.
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				 xorith26479yI thought PHP might've taken me to a stress ball finally. It would be fitting at least. :P xorith26479yI thought PHP might've taken me to a stress ball finally. It would be fitting at least. :P
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