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NODE CRYPTO YOU PUSS RIDDEN CANCEROUS CYST ON THE SWEATY BALLSACK OF THE INTERNET... fucking explain to me how every mother fucking module in node with require(‘crypto’) in it throws a hissy fit at runtime when I call only 1 file with it in it?! These packages that I’m not fucking using by the way but are nonetheless included by default in node are the ones having a meltdown.. and nodes answer?! Use the embedded functions. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!! If I didn’t need it Node could go and get gang raped by an angry pack of silverback gorillas. Fuuuuuuucccckkkkk yoouuuuu

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    the level of anger in your rants is what I aspire to convey some day.

    Instead the best I can manage is flamethrower tier long-throw slog posts.

    Yours are like a handgrenade, powerful, and compact.

    Well done.
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    @Wisecrack haha. Thanks 🙏🏼...
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