I'm drunk

Go home

Wish I could say the same.

Not enough, you were able to take your phone and post this

Don't listen to them. Take advantage of the ballmer effect!

You're home. Go drunk.
Wait...

Hi drunk I’m Dad

IT'S THE MORNING (afternoon) AND I AM NOT HUNGOVER

@Lyniven It took me a couple minutes to type it correctly

I'm not

So last night, I went to hang out with a few coworkers after work. We had root beer, cream soda, and 2 bottles of vanilla Smirnoff. Basically we would pour a can of soda into a cup, then top it off with the vodka. I had two cups (probably came out to like 6 or so shots worth of vodka), while everyone else had one. I'd only ever drank once before, so I'm not used to it.

I could barely walk, I was stumbling all around, and everything was fucking hilarious to me (I'm very giggly when I'm high too). One of my coworkers had to walk me upstairs to the bathroom to make sure I didn't fall, then two others walked me home (we all live pretty close to each other)

Fun night.

Animal house. Anyone?

Envy.