We have so many meetings.

"I once had a meeting which was to discuss how to organize meetings on how to manage tech debts"

"God knows WHY!"

Better organize a meeting to address the proliferation of useless meetings in your company. It's out of control.

Reminds me of the Department of Administrative Affairs from Yes Minister

The department created to administrate other administrators

I would seriously consider bringing about 10 1mg [blue] football shaped Xanax and my pill splitter, and in front of the assembled oiks, line up each pill perfectly and SLAM right down the middle. Then take tweezers and carefully place them into a pill box with the days of the week written on it in Cyrillic.