shitpost - what would you rather have? 10x engineer 10x dick - devRant

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ihatecomputers

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📌
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platypus

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10k engineer. No question.
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netikras

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10x engg
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platypus

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@jesustricks Are these attributes of alternative job offers you are evaluating?
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grumpyoldaf

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@rutee07 you can’t say shit like that and not explain it good sir.
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PerfectAsshole

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Think either one will hurt somebody
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fuck2code

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10xdick cause it pays better and i'm not a slave expected to implement features in 4 hours
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vane

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10x engineers one dick is enough
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cmdpunk

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Is there a difference ?!
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platypus

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@Priyal Yes. It's the sort of question that really makes one think.
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ihatecomputers

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Yes.
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Elyz

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🤔 Depends really
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Fast-Nop

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Just hire blue whales. Penis length is 2.4m, a single ejaculation 20 litres.
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jesustricks

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@Fast-Nop my mouth is watering
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vane

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@Fast-Nop I see now why oceans are salty.
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devTea

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I want my bank account money to 10x without any negative side effect
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fuck2code

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@devTea monkey's paw
Granted, you debt has 10x
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devTea

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@fuck2code ha! Fixed
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fuck2code

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@devTea fucking ++ user
Granted, you start doing meth with your parents
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agentdax5

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What’s the difference?
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badcopnodonuts

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Isn’t a 10x engineer just life support for a 10x dick anyway?
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sheriffderek

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Well, if you have a 10x engineer, then you already have a 10x dick, because the person who says “10x engineer”/the person who hired them... is a “10x dick.”
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apatheticmirry

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Big dick engineer.
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veakey

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10x engineers dicks
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veakey

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@Frederick you should rename to Fre10dick

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