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My coding speed is proportional to the amount of coffee I have available
Vc = K (E * C) / B ^ 2
K: the constant of subjective quality of the music I'm listening
Vc: coding speed
E: enthusiasm
C: coffee
B: boredom -
C0D4669535yI don't think there's a universal unit of measurement for dev.
Can't use lines per hour
(Lines lengths are not fixed)
Can't use variables (again, not fixed)
Can't use "oh shit" or "someone kill this guy" or even "god damnit, wtf did you do wrong now!"
- these can occur on a per minute or hourly schedule.
Coffee per hour... well that's dependent on the codebase and day.
We could.. let me think
Ok, longest period in a single coding mash. IE: non stop for anything. -
rant1ng44625y@xzvf I just woke up so I'm likely not going to spend the time I shouldon this wonderful equation so I'll just ask: did you actually make this equation or is it just random math shit to facilitate the joke.
Thank you for your time. Have many ++
What is you coding speed??
Mine is 30WTF/hour
rant