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The damn chair if the cat is stupid enough to not get out of the house on fire it's a stupid ass cat
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stop68675y@PerfectAsshole i know a cat that moves so less that the only cause that she would leave the house is her bladder.
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@stop get a bucket of water and drop a water bomb(small firecracker) in it right behind it. Bet it will run
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@stop then that proves my point. If the house is on fire leave the door open and the cat will find it's way out. The cat might move to the couch but once that catches on fire it will go though a window or open door eventually. Self preservation is an instinct thats in everything no matter how lazy it is
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