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@12bitfloat No no I don’t mean like that lol! I’m just saying (in the distant distant future) AI could replace even us.
I try to stay optimistic though :) -
swablu2135yWorking with business guys, I write something random and they come up with a business case around it.
Step 3 - profit. -
Try having a 7 1/2 inch c*ck thats about 50% thicker than the average guys and thinking you're hot shit in highschool, and then learning every girl in existence owns a dildo and now no longer gives a shit about your slightly above average girth.
Replaced by rubber vibrating schlongs and the sybian orgasmo death machines. Feels bad man. :'(
Also would make an amazing 1930s scifi horror short story name. -
@12bitfloat
But is it a flex if no one gives a shit.
Highschool: Lots of action
*reaches adult hood*
Adulthood: as dry as the sahara desert up in this bitch.
It went from '60 to 0' in the span of one year. Old standard was: big dick and abs? Lets fuck.
Now it's: big paycheck..and abs? Lets fuck.
And I'm older so 1. no more abs, and 2. more bills so my paychecks smaller.
At least I can look down into my swimtrunks and remember the good old days. Like an unused rifle put on a mantle by a crazy ass vietnam vet.
"I remember the days of shooting slant eyed commies, and shooting IN slant eyed commie poon! Ah, youth!"
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