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    ..that you made yourself and gained you significant amounts of money
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    If you, as a dev, get replaced by a machine, this industry really aint for you
  • 0
    @12bitfloat No no I don’t mean like that lol! I’m just saying (in the distant distant future) AI could replace even us.
    I try to stay optimistic though :)
  • 0
    Working with business guys, I write something random and they come up with a business case around it.

    Step 3 - profit.
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    @12bitfloat machine may replace me, butt they still can't fart as well as me.
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    Try having a 7 1/2 inch c*ck thats about 50% thicker than the average guys and thinking you're hot shit in highschool, and then learning every girl in existence owns a dildo and now no longer gives a shit about your slightly above average girth.

    Replaced by rubber vibrating schlongs and the sybian orgasmo death machines. Feels bad man. :'(

    Also would make an amazing 1930s scifi horror short story name.
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    @12bitfloat

    But is it a flex if no one gives a shit.

    Highschool: Lots of action

    *reaches adult hood*

    Adulthood: as dry as the sahara desert up in this bitch.

    It went from '60 to 0' in the span of one year. Old standard was: big dick and abs? Lets fuck.

    Now it's: big paycheck..and abs? Lets fuck.

    And I'm older so 1. no more abs, and 2. more bills so my paychecks smaller.

    At least I can look down into my swimtrunks and remember the good old days. Like an unused rifle put on a mantle by a crazy ass vietnam vet.

    "I remember the days of shooting slant eyed commies, and shooting IN slant eyed commie poon! Ah, youth!"
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