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PKlempe
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Professor:
For your first assignment, create a Java application which can do the tasks X, Y and Z but make sure that your output is formatted exactly the same as my two examples in the PDF I've provided. You don't know if these are tabs or spaces? Just pick one and hope for the best. Oh, and don't forget to save all the generated objects in a Collection. The fuck do I know how they should be sorted in there, just make it look the same. Anyway, you can upload your code on our server sometime next week where your program will then be tested. Good luck.

PS: All my presentations are written in Comic Sans. I heard you kids love that shit.

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  • 3
    Here's pen and paper so you can start writing.
  • 1
    I remember extending Java Programs on paper as exam questions. My sheets were completely filled with scrapped out syntax errors I just found last second.
  • 1
    If I ever decide to be Professor you can bet your sweet ass I will fuck with my students exactly like this. If Comic Sans isn't a dead giveaway, then I don't know what is.
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