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FuckJava

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Jilano

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Definitely true.

@C0D4 is in the first category and @lxmcf in the second since his recent "change" (I believe he's actually been replaced, but it's hard to prove)
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C0D4

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@Jilano but but... I live out in the suburbs. Those latte sipping hippies don't come out this way 😉
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vt96

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5y

Nice to know it hasn’t changed since I was last there 😁😁
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lxmcf

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5y

@Jilano oi mate, none of that such of I'll get my missus' on to ya
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Jilano

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@C0D4 Yet!

@lxmcf Back off, mate! My 'roo will wreck your arse!
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C0D4

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@Jilano that poor roo.

And no, they go out regional areas - further out then I go. Although I do have to deal with them in the city 😂
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lxmcf

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@Jilano *Crushes VB can on head*

Hippity hoppity time to get bippity boppity
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C0D4

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@lxmcf fucking VB drinkers 🥊
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lxmcf

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@C0D4 Now you sound like one of those latte drinkers...

*brushes mullet with flannelette shirt*
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C0D4

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@lxmcf *sips* ☕️

Haha hell no, I'm a big strong cappuccino kind of guy.
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lxmcf

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@C0D4 *left eye twitches violently as I sit at work sipping instant moccona*
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C0D4

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Damn, sucks to be you right now.
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FuckJava

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5y

That's my poison
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lxmcf

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@C0D4 I work in a call centre... Any coffee is good coffee, would prefer a beer but beggars can't be choosers
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C0D4

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@FuckJava where the fuck do you work where you need an eftpos machine on your desk 🤔

A brothel??
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C0D4

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@lxmcf oh that's right.
You're not in the cbd?
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lxmcf

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@C0D4 Nope, in morwell, 2 hours out of melbourne.

Out in the yeehaw country
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FuckJava

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5y

@C0D4
You know somebody writes applications for those eftPOS machines... Right?
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C0D4

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5y

@lxmcf that's so far east I would get lost 😂
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C0D4

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@FuckJava well yea, but who knew it would be you.
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lxmcf

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@C0D4 it is literally one road, following the princess freeway... done
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FuckJava

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@C0D4
Now you know...
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C0D4

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@lxmcf my journey ends at the city. I have no legit reason to keep heading east, unless.........

@FuckJava so what's it like playing with Monopoly money all day long?
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FuckJava

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5y

@C0D4
Well, you feel extremely rich.
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Jilano

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@C0D4 Unless you want to go see Jay-Jay
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lxmcf

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@C0D4 well beer on me if you ever are down this way :-P
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FuckJava

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@lxmcf @C0D4
This is where I'm headed right now. You're all more than welcome to join me
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lxmcf

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@FuckJava on my fucking way, don't know where but I'll be there in 5
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FuckJava

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@lxmcf
😂
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C0D4

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@FuckJava
That looks oddly familiar🤔
Wait your a Sydney guy. This gonna be a bit more then 5 min.
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FuckJava

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5y

@C0D4

I've never seen any disaster field officers around... A few Royal Australian Navy captains and admirals, but no DFOs
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C0D4

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@FuckJava 😂I realised you're in Sydney, almost thought it was in Melbourne for a second.

Still, I has this weird feeling I know where that is.
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FuckJava

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5y

@C0D4
Yes. Sydney
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FuckJava

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5y

@C0D4
🤣

Does this help?
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C0D4

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5y

@FuckJava this hurts, the port?
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lxmcf

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I love that as soon as us aussies find each other we have a massive fuck off thread
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C0D4

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@lxmcf it's the Aussie way is it not?
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FuckJava

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5y

@C0D4
Huh?
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FuckJava

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5y

@lxmcf
Because civilised people are oblivious to this assylum
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C0D4

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@FuckJava on darling harbour right next to the bridge across - it should be just to your left.

Either that or your not where I think you are 🤷‍♂️
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FuckJava

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@C0D4
I'm @ COHIBAR
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C0D4

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@FuckJava 😂😂😂😂😂 "the port" is down to your left a bit.
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FuckJava

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5y

@C0D4
Yup I passed it on my way

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