This mother fucking laptop is turning on by itself when put inside the bag, I was feeling the heat from the bag, I get it out and wow this mother fucker is really on fire 🔥, when I opened it I saw windows trying to repair, you windows mother fucker why are you up asshole, I put water cloth on it and throw it straight to the fridge.

What's with the fridge and everything? You can kill it that way (condensation and so on). Just leave it running out of the bag and it will be cool within a minute.

@kamen sometimes you just have to throw shit in the fridge out of frustration man

@kamen also airflow is shit in a fridge so in the end the PC will become even hotter.

@Codex404 true..

He should pop it in a freezer and keep the freezer open. For the airflow

Have you been saying questionable things near your android phone lately? Because the police/etc. can absolutely remote start and scan your computer if you're using windows.

Still haven't figured out how for laptops because it's not Wake-on-lan, and wifi uses too much power to keep running. But I've heard enough stories of this from people getting high-level security clearances to ignore the possibility. (Personal friends, and friends of theirs.)

Then again, windows will schedule a power-on to perform updates, too. That's a bit more likely unless you're secretly working for / applying to the DoD.

@Root well, I don’t take my android phone when I go out, and it’s mostly turned off at home (using it only for developing and testing apps). My main driver is the iPhone, and even if the police are spying on my phone, why they only turn on my macbook when it’s in the bag :D (with no internet to receive remote commands).

The issue is only happening when I shutdown the mac from Windows not macOS, and not happening on every shutdown.

PS. Windows update is already turned off.

@milkyway My comment was mostly meant as humor (though still true) 😋 but I really don't have any idea.

Maybe it's aliens 🤔