junior developer position:

You must know:
HTML
CSS
JavaScript
React
Vue
Angular
Java
PHP
C
C++
Ruby on Rails
Python

Computer Science degree required
Expect a 10 round interview process

And if you're still alive after that,
You're hired!

Apply now!

Applied once for a junior position.
"If you don't know <insert language here> don't worry, you will get a three month course... Blah blah blah".
Send in my resume, got invited to fill out a question sheet were I wrote down that I had zero experience in the field I applied for, then had a video call and after that a personal interview. First thing they told me in the intreview was that they would like to hire me, but since I have no experince in their field they won't.

Got an e-mail the next day that they won't hire me, but would like a review of the application-process.

Kind of exaggerated.

@DunnoLol @kamen yeah

Its meant to shoo away the “school programmers”, who were taught how to code by people, who havent coded for a couple of decades and havent written a line of real life code outside homework.

And if you're still alive after that... We'll call you

Did you apply to be god's PA

Salary £20k with 25 days holiday (inc Bank Holidays)

@GetToTheChopper That would require a PhD in CSE at the age of 18 with 20 years of industrial experience 😂😂

@AbhishekDoshi industrial experience? Is that like making universes and stuff

@GetToTheChopper Yes. Making people and getting them do things wrong.

@GetToTheChopper if you are interested than mail your resume/cv to iamgod@gmail.com

fuck long interview process. I only want 1 call if it's extremely necessary

@AbhishekDoshi You lost me at Gmail. AOL I might have been interested