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Parzi86715y> went out for a fag
i have to consciously read context and mentally lookup-table all foreign slang to translate to local terms and this took me like 5 seconds to do here
normally it'd be like half a second what the hell -
Root797365yI wouldn't put on someone else's shoes (or even my own) if my feet were wet and dirty, either. That's the quickest way I know of to ruin a pair of shoes.
Also, tennis shoes don't go with skirts. I'd have kept the heels on. -
Root797365y@M1sf3t Sounds like someone needs more walking practice. Heels are a bitch, but they're a commitment.
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I live next to a nightclub and went outside for a fag.
It’s wet, 2:30am and kinda cold.
A girl and her boyfriend come out of the club..
Her feet hurt because of her high heels so she takes them off, walking on the wet, cold road barefoot now.
Her boyfriend sees it and tells her to put them back on.
She denies.
He takes off his shoes and gives them to her (good boyfriend...) she puts them on, almost falling over cause she’s hammered as fuck, takes them off again and says they don’t fit and look stupid on her..
WTF, I understand taking the shoes off When she’s drunk but I don’t understand how the fuck she could care if it looks good at half 2 in the morning in an empty town..
I’ve seen it all now..
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