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				 Pyjong10396yYou can try pretending you have worked there for several years, but no one noticed.. ¯\(0_o)/¯ Pyjong10396yYou can try pretending you have worked there for several years, but no one noticed.. ¯\(0_o)/¯
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				 Pyjong10396y@netikras x'D Pyjong10396y@netikras x'D
 
 just in case someone doesn't know what netikras is talking about https://youtube.com/watch/...
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				Bring donuts, but only matcha flavored. Make sure to use your best open back headphones. Hater blockers: on, especially during meetings. Wheelies in the parking lot will always make a solid impression. :D
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				 mortimer646y@SortOfTested Not gonna lie, I'd be stoked if someone started bringing in macha flavoured donuts. :D mortimer646y@SortOfTested Not gonna lie, I'd be stoked if someone started bringing in macha flavoured donuts. :D
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About to start a new job in a few weeks. I haven't been the 'new guy' in a couple years. Any advice?
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