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Pyjong10935yYou can try pretending you have worked there for several years, but no one noticed.. ¯\(0_o)/¯
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Pyjong10935y@netikras x'D
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Bring donuts, but only matcha flavored. Make sure to use your best open back headphones. Hater blockers: on, especially during meetings. Wheelies in the parking lot will always make a solid impression. :D
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mortimer655y@SortOfTested Not gonna lie, I'd be stoked if someone started bringing in macha flavoured donuts. :D
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