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catgirl11305y@c3r38r170 that involves both finding someone equally qualified and you’re still liable if they make a mistake.
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@DasKoder read this article and holy fucking shit wtf is this abomination of a 'language'. This is so wat ng on so many levels.
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Mr-Myrk5325yNah, I'd deliberately fuck up to slow down overpopulation and delay the inevitable doom of this planet
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@Mr-Myrk That won't help, that many in a world this crowded would get repopulated too quickly for you to notice any change in the end. Simple maths.
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Worst hypothetical Dev job... hmm 🤔 well I think I have the right scenario for you. A medical company stores patient charts and critical life saving information in a database. This database makes medical decisions for lifesaving incubators and if there’s a bug it means 10,000 newborn sick babies will die because of your fuck up (oh and you’re criminally liable too so good luck!). But beyond the high pressure job that sounds at least somewhat normal, the database is written in a special form of assembly for a custom undocumented CPU where only one copy in the world exists so all tests and development are on production. Google and StackOverflow is banned so your only resource is your brain. Good luck🍀
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