How am I supposed to get shit done, when you assholes set meetings for half the day?!

Motherfuckers

Put yourself on mute, keep working, forget the meeting :)

This is how you determine which managers only come to work to assuage the crippling loneliness because no one at home wants anything to do with them.

Those are fun aren't they? My favorite is when they turn a 30 minute meeting into an hours long cluster fuck because "there's nothing else on anyone else's calendar".

Managers like to cut budgets and see who's complaining and why. That's how they figure out which expenditures are necessary.

I found out that using their methods on them works as well - don't attend useless meetings, see who's complaining and why. Mostly, nobody will even notice your absence.

@Fast-Nop
It's like someone woke up one day and said, "I had a brilliant idea! Let's smoke test our most expensive and mission critical resources to shave a few cents off the bottom line."

Business school indeed.