Do you ever look at your girlfriend and think, "what kind of hallucinogen did I take this time?"

Same, I still waiting for the girl who is passionate about either computers, programming or games. I want to have something in common with someone and be similar levels of intelligence so we can challenge each other making it more than love. So time spent together can be something more than watching movies and saying I love you.

You seem really sweet, @SweetHuman .

@c3ypt1c oh, thank you😊😄

I often look at my girlfriend and think I should really get my air pump out.

@drRoss i dun get it

It was a blow up doll joke.

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/640/...

I often look at my girlfriend and think, my hand is tired.

@PonySlaystation Please calm down. I seriously didn't mean to upset anyone with this post. I'm sorry if I upset you.

This post is meant to be a joke. The hallucination was the girlfriend because I didn't have one (at the time). I was simply making my problem insignificant to myself to make it seem like I'm not as lonely at the time.

I honestly try to be nice and polite to people as I can. I don't really know how to prove that but just take my word for it.

And I agree. A girlfriend is someone whom you should connect to on an emotional and perhaps logical level.

During the time I posted this and now, I've had some girlfriends. Some good, some not so good but I loved them with all my heart. I don't regret it or the break ups as they were ultimately for the better.

@c3ypt1c oh shit I'm sry. I was pretty drunk and misunderstood you when I wrote this 🙈

I thought you meant it like "look at your gf and think what kind of drugs have you taken to have such an ugly/strange gf".
But now I understand it correctly... sry mate 🤦