*on DevRant*

"I'm bored, let's do something else"

*closes DevRant*

*looks at screen*

*opens DevRant*

wtf am I retarded?

This is a sign,
A sign of you becoming...

https://devrant.com/rants/1642719/...

It do be like that

It happens.

Is DevRant addicting? Well, no.
Also me: refresh DevRant every hour.

@Minhphu0304 ))) funny) so do I

I can do the same with my RSS reader...

Am certifiably retarded.

Congratulations.

Apparently you are too.

For me it's:
*on reddit*
"I'm bored"
*closes reddit*
*opens devrant*
"I'm bored"
*closes devrant*
*opens reddit*
"I saw all these posts already"
*closes reddit*
*opens devrant*

Another retarded here, joining in.

@LavaTheif Exact same thing for me as well
And this goldfish syndrome is pretty annoying when you realize it

@iamai Huzzah! Another joins the The Great Society (tm).

Congratulations, we're officially our own army now!

I have this official document, officiated..officially, all written up official-like in crayon.

I made it myself. Mom pinned it to the refrigerator even and put three gold stars on it!

So I guess that makes me a three star general in the retard army.

Gang gang.

Let me just grab my paper boat hat and I'm ready to parade!

@iamai god damn if that isn't the most perfect comment I've seen in a month.

Good, we'll knight-you captain-of-the-navy and sergeant-of-paperproducts for being so forward thinking, a very important position indeed! Considering our sole warship is made entirely of paper. It's biodegradeable. I wonder if we can apply for a UN grant?

@Wisecrack I accept the position my liege. to the ends of the world, or the universe rather.