Every normal developer:
git pull

Me:
gti pull
gut pull
gi pull
git pill

Goddamn

im like:
dicker
ducker
focker
fucker

git stash poop is one that falls out of my hands sometimes.

In a windows shell I often type "die" instead of "dir", that's why I like Linux, "ls" is a lot safer to type.

And I will never ever in my life learn to type "parameter" the right way, it's always "paramater" on the first try. I don't know what's wrong with my brain when typing this.

You should try this: https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

@ddephor Never typed `sl` instead?

I use a Git GUI client, so I cannot make a typo in Git commands

My weirdest is "localghost"

@gronostaj No, never had that. But if in doubt I can also hit cursor up a few dozen times to get the last 'ls' 😂

It's not the git pull part. It's the life after the automatic merge.

@thatDude git config --global pull.ff only

I figured i could never type git at once so i use alias for gti igt got

@zlot was about to suggest that

I always accidentally type git statsu instead of status

@zlot Fuck, this is awesome! Thanks for sharing.

I dunno, I just Ctrl+T usually

Me:
$ alias gp="git pull"
$ gp

@zlot you can mistype fuck as well

@deadlyRants alias fukc="fuck"

I am now typing on a macbook, so every fucking word.

Edit: tyop

@gronostaj , I did that change also. But I think it still did auto-commits. Not sure. There's something mystical going on in the background. Our company also really likes commit hooks and libraries of different scripts to crust every standard tool. They say it's more convenient this way.

I wish GIT would by default not merge when pulling and not commit when auto-merging. User could just give some -auto switch if he wanted that to happen. A lot of time I need to manually merge with WinMerge or kdiff since the code is not that simple.

You need 'thefuck'

Github.com/thefuck

@gronostaj you should try apt install sl 👌

@ltlian not usual, but happened yesterday on a call 😂

@rui902 I have it installed, obviously ;)

I just type "gp" and enjoy .bashrc macros / shrug

alias fucky=“fuck -y”

Gti pull
Fucky

💁🏼‍♀️

I have a kb command and I always type kn

Today I typed

gitlab-ctl retart

and had to stop and think for a minute.

@zlot I went looking for this comment, was gonna add it my self if no one else mentioned thefuck